confessions

when my son was four I let him eat a pinecone

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J Christ how far through it did he get before he realised it wasn't for eating?

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I was sickly amused the whole time.

he got three good bites into it before calling it quits. solid effort, much impress.

a 4 year old's brain, with a lion's heart 🦁

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I'm of that school too mate. Let them make some mistakes in controlled environments. I've seen too many parents traumatise kids with over protection. 

Once he eats poop once, he'll never do it again. 


Unless he's the next Diddy.