confessions

I don't measure my laundry detergent. 

I just pour it in.

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I put in a washing machine not long ago
and I put it in wrong and it ended up breaking the washer. 😂😂😂😂

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that's nuts. how'd you manage to break it?

HAH! that sounds hilarious. how'd you manage to drain the basin?

Are you ready for this story?

It was 2-3 o'clock in the morning my mother went on vacation and well I went out partying and drank a lot of beer and when I got home I remembered that I had to put the washing machine on and I did it. 

but I forgot to put the softener and then the tablet where the softener goes and then cosataba to close the entrance and I force it and began to go the washing machine until suddenly starts to get a lot of water and move like crazy and the mintuos and the washer stopped working and I was afraid to remove it from the circuit of electricity because I was afraid if I was going to give a cramp

I also need to know the answer to this. It’s guaranteed to be funny.