dirtykumquats

Working on a bunch of somethings before reactivating listings for THE 1/1 main collection.

Working on a bunch of somethings before reactivating listings for THE 1/1 main collection. 

https://opensea.io/collection/dirtykumquats

Airdrops + new pieces dropping tonight. Had a technical issue with the manifold burning contract that took a while to figure out. 

+ New Based Kumquattery game tomorrow.

Apologies for the delay. Should be done within another 6-9hrs. Been plagued by technical difficulties throughout the day and my eyes are fried. 😭  Need a 3-5 hr nap and will finish up.

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Quote cast with an NFT that changed your life.

Dating Advice

let me put the youngns on game...

slide in her dms and ask 'marble or granite?'

/datingadvice

She left you on unread cause I sent this.

Definitely stuck the landing with this title.

Name of the dish isn’t my fault. I swear.

This one time at band camp, I let another artist skull my kumquat. 

@onegotbeats

Music producer by day, NFT artist by night, & Painter whenever inspiration strikes. I turn beats into dreams, pixels into art, and canvases into vibrant chaos 

Farcaster

tons of users have been reaching out to me re: spam labels. when i look at their content, these are the 5 most common pieces of feedback i give:

1. don’t only post mini-apps. think of warpcast as early facebook: if someone only posted dolphin olympics screenshots every day, people would tune them out.

2. avoid overly generic content. casting "gm" or inspirational quotes is fine occasionally, but if your feed feels interchangeable with anyone else’s, it’s hard for people to connect with you.

3. don't use AI thoughtlessly. people notice when casts or replies feel like ChatGPT wrote them. it’s fine to use AI, just add real thoughts or emotions. authenticity wins here.

4. don’t repost stolen photos / art from the internet. farcaster values original content or curation that reflects your taste — not just what’s trending on pinterest, reddit, or X.

5. quality > quantity. you don’t need to cast 10x a day or reply to everyone everywhere. take time to cast things you would stop scrolling to read.

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SMH. Some of you still don’t know the difference.

I won’t give an explanation to anyone wondering why there’s a container of Vaseline in the background.

reply guys

Imagine being allergic to alcohol 🍸🍷🍺

A Collection of Unwashed Genderless Fruit.
Each one is unique, posed for a photo, then discarded after being used. DirtyKumquats.com

Channel: /dirtykumquats

A collection of unwashed genderless fruit. Each one is unique, posed for a photo, then discarded after being used. Made from real kumquats!

DirtyKumquats.com

Dirty Kumquats

@dirtykumquats