AlfaFrens

Here's my current, terrible idea:

1. Amass a catastrophic amount of $ALFA.

2. Find a shitty, low effort influencer on AF with a lot of sus subs.

3. Slam the entire stack down.

4. Drink their entire milkshake, laugh as their subscribers leave.

5. Unstake eventually, repeat.

Thoughts 🤭

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@wake.bluesky.social

why would the subs leave? wouldn't they be getting a better Alfa drip from your stake?

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Hm, disappointing if so. I just want to soak up all the fees 😭

I mean, I think you would! feels like win win for everyone.

Okay, let's go through it:

Alfa is earned by subbing.
Staking Alfa earns degen fees.
If I stake enough Alfa, I can greatly reduce the fees sent to other stakers.

So they unstake, giving me more. And if the influencer hasn't developed their channel, subscribers would leave too, especially if it was a sub ring.

well then, just wait for a bunch of new subs to come in to absorb the drip

THEN unstake and laugh manically