To me, the most underrated counterargument to the Pascal's Wager is that it ignores that your actions can have consequences on either side of zero. Once you take that into account, many things move from "seeming no-brainer" to "totally undecidable omg what the heck do I do"

So "don't worship" is the worst choice. Other two are mathematically equal.

actually the middle row sums to -2000000000 and the top and bottom rows each sum to -2000000001 😛

Oh actually it's -2000000002, and really it should be -2000000003 (as in the right-top and bottom-left options, you lose 3b points from going to hell *and* 1 point for spending the effort of worshipping the wrong god)