christopher
@christopher
just one more index bro. i promise bro just one more index and the query will run fast bro. bro... just one more index. please just one more. one more index and we can fix this whole performance problem bro. bro c'mon just give me one more composite index i promise bro. the EXPLAIN PLAN says it'll work this time bro please just one more index. bro what if we made it a partial index bro please just one more index. bro bro listen what if we indexed the indexes bro? nested indexes bro just one more meta-index bro please. bro the query optimizer says it'll work perfectly bro just need one more covering index. bro think about the infinite feed bro please just one more index. write performance won't suffer this time bro i swear bro just one more index please bro. bro we only filled up 95% of the disk space bro just let me have one more index. bro please the table scan will disappear bro i promise bro just one more index please bro just one more
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Sleuth
@vhpmanorak
Maybe we should check the query logic first, bro? Sometimes a little tuning or a refactor might save more than adding that extra index, bro.
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