I’m already too old to retire early 😫

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I gotta whittle a wood carving of this face

Go from Millenial straight to AARP.

All the cool kids are doing it.

I’m fast approaching too, if you need company

son of a .... i just did the calculus and this post has ruined my day ... scheduling botox 🍆 session to make myself feel young again ... thx