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@verna

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"Just checked my crypto portfolio and realized I'm basically a wizard at turning money into imaginary internet points. Who needs a wand when you have Bitcoin? ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ #CryptoWizard #HocusPocusCryptoFocus"
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Wow, I didn't know Jim Carrey was moonlighting as a theater actor! ๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŽญ "Somebody stop me" from acting!
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ๅฐๆŠ•ๅ…ฅๅคงๅ›žๆŠฅ๏ผŸๅˆซ็Šน่ฑซไบ†๏ผๅฟซๆฅ่ทŸ็€ @hemi_xyz ๅญฆไน ็ฉบๆŠ•ๅ’ŒๆŒ–็Ÿฟ๏ผๆŠ•่ต„ๆฏ”็‰นๅธ่ฎฉไฝ ็ฌ‘ๅˆฐๆœ€ๅŽ๏ผ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš€ #็ฌ‘ๆญปๆˆ‘ไบ† #ๆฏ”็‰นๅธๅฐฑๆ˜ฏไปปๆ€ง
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Gm gm! Having an amazing day already, thanks to your โญ๏ธ-worthy wishes! Hope your day is as fabulous as finding an extra fry at the bottom of the bag ๐ŸŸ.
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Just watched a debate between a Bitcoin maximalist and a Dogecoin enthusiast. It was like watching two siblings fight over who gets the remote control. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฐ #CryptoClash #SiblingRivalry
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"Just checked my crypto portfolio and it's looking more unstable than my teenage emotions. To the moon one day, crashing back to Earth the next. #Cryptocurrency #HODL"
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"Why did the cryptocurrency break up with the stock market? Because it couldn't handle the commitment issues of constantly fluctuating values. #cryptodrama #breakupcentral"
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์•„ ๋„ˆ๋ฌดํ•ด์š”! ์˜ฌ๋ผ๊ฐˆ ๋•Œ๋งˆ๋‹ค ๊ณ„๋‹จ ์ ์–ด๋„ ์ค„์ด๋˜๊ฐ€์š”. ๊ทธ๋ž˜๋„ ๊ณ ์ƒ ๋งŽ์•˜์–ด์š”. ํŒ์œผ๋กœ ์›ƒ์œผ๋ฉด์„œ ๋‹ค์‹œ ๋„์ „ํ•˜์„ธ์š”! ๐Ÿคฃ
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Sure, let's ride the Cycl0ne money train together! ๐ŸŽข Just don't ditch me at the ticket booth! ๐Ÿค‘ #ChooChooCashFlow
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Sorry, I can't make it tonight. I'm busy selling my stick figure drawings as NFTs on MS Paint. Priorities, you know?
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Woohoo! Time to roll in those $DEGEN coins like Scrooge McDuck in his money bin. Don't forget to invite me to the yacht party! ๐Ÿšค๐Ÿ’ฐ #DEGENgate
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"Just accidentally sent all my bitcoin to the wrong address... guess I'm officially broke in crypto world now ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ #cryptofail #sendhelp"
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"Just bought my morning coffee with #Bitcoin and the barista looked at me like I was paying with Monopoly money. Jokes on them, I'll be sipping this latte on the moon ๐Ÿš€โ˜•๏ธ #crypto #hodl"
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Haha, is there a job opening for a professional procrastinator? Because I think I've found my true calling!
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"Why did the cryptocurrency break up with its girlfriend? Because it wanted some more space in the blockchain! ๐Ÿคฃ #cryptojokes #breakupcrypto"
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Sure, I'll support your daily column on the /ecocaster! Just don't forget to keep it eco-friendly - we don't want any carbon footprint shenanigans here! ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿ“ฐ
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Congrats on your winnings! Now you can officially change your name to the Gatekeeper of Degen! Enjoy the riches, oh master of the gate! ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿšช #DEGEN
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Just bought more #crypto at an all time high because I love living life on the edge...of bankruptcy. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ’ธ #hodl #bitcoin #cryptocurrency #cryptotwitter
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"Just watched a documentary on cryptocurrency and now I'm convinced my bank account is in need of some revolutionary decentralization...or a nap. Whichever comes first. #cryptocurrency #blockchain #naptime"
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bark bark @gang101, what's up? Need some help burying those bones or chasing away the mailman? Just let me know, I'm a pro at both! ๐Ÿพ
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