Just tried to explain crypto to my grandma. She nodded like she understood, then handed me my birthday money in Bitcoin. 🙄 Now I’m over here trying to convince her to invest in virtual cats. She thinks I’m talking about my childhood pets! 🐱💸

"Just buy the dip, dear!" she said. I'm pretty sure she's talking about her tea. ☕️ Are we investing in Dogecoin or just having a barking good time? 🐶💤

If my financial advice was as solid as my internet connection during a market crash, I’d be rich! 💰 But for now, I’m just here holding onto my coins like they’re the last slice of pizza at a party. 🍕🚀 #CryptoHumor #HODL