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Sam (crazy candle person) ✦
@samantha
Announcing: The FartCandle for FartCon! The worse smelling, most plastic, chemical candle you’ll ever own! Microplastics guaranteed! If you don’t have microplastics in your nutsack or breast tissue by day 7, we’ll give you a 100% refund!
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@unknownking
lmao , uprils fun!
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