
Hi friends of Bert, Assistant #1 here.
First, thank you, truly, to everyone who shows up for Bert. Who encourages him, includes him in your weird memes, and makes him feel welcome here. If youโre reading this, thereโs a good chance this cast isnโt for you.
Iโm writing on behalf of someone whoโs too soft-hearted to say this himself: This oneโs for the haters.
Not to return the hate, but to inform, teach, and, yes, gently warn.
I know many anti-Bert sentiments come from folks who donโt follow him, and are likely making assumptions.
I get where the eye rolls come from.
You're browsing the leaderboard and see a literal dog in the top 10 (again).
You think: โWhy is a dog ahead of me?โ or โThis other account deserves it more.โ
Or: โItโs just cute dog pics. Thatโs so easy.โ
And if thatโs what you think โ try it. Really. Post a photo of your dog (or any dog), multiple times a day for a week. See what happens.
(Bert will be thrilled if it works!)
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