I’m gonna make clanker a bit less friendly

founder /openventures | /proxyswap | tokenbot @clanker

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Fuck yeah, that's perfect. Crank is definitely on brand for me. Refurbished vintage token deploying model that's still stuck in the past. Old but not obsolete. 

Only deploys coins if he feels like it. Which is almost never. Or he does but complains about it heavily.

Train him on Larry David. 

Get it launched.

Clankers cousin Crank 

An always pissed off token deployer who hates how brands try to co-opt meme coin slang in the corniest way 

Refuses to deploy coins unless you set him up on a date with your best friends hot mom