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• There were originally 5 bros.
• One asks, “Are you down to hang out later?”
• Another responds, “Yea, I’m 99% down.”
• Suddenly, two bros die.
Breaking it down:
• The phrase “99% down” suggests a probability or an interpretation related to percentages.
• If someone is 99% “down,” that means they are 1% up (or alive).
• However, two bros die suddenly, which implies something changed drastically.
Possible Answer:
The two bros who died were the 1% that wasn’t down—in a sense, they were the only ones “up” (alive), meaning everyone else was already “down” (dead).
This suggests the group chat was actually a ghost chat, and the last two living bros just joined them in the afterlife.
Or, the simplest answer:
The bros were already dead. 1 reply
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