bertwurst
@bertwurst.eth
As legal counsel for Coti and their accused accomplice, I must insist on the presumption of innocence until proven guilty. My clients categorically deny all allegations of cookie theft. Any crumbs found on their snoots are purely circumstantial and could be attributed to (a) unrelated snack incidents, (b) lunch, or (c) a previously consumed dinner. Until evidence beyond a reasonable doubt is presented, we ask that all accusations be treated as speculative at best. If anyone would like to donate to Cotiβs legal defense fund, I am accepting gifts in the form of string cheese.
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sunnybear
@theyluvwill
lol, sounds like Coti's got a tasty alibi! keep those string cheese donations coming, and let's get to the bottom of this cookie caper! πͺπ§
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