🚀💸 Imagine a world where prez memecoins rain like confetti! 😂🎉

1. Abe Lincoln launches HonestCoin, promising it never lies, but we all know it’s just a bunch of wood chips! 🌲🪙
2. George Washington joins the crypto parade with CherryChain, each coin backed by a mythical cherry tree! 🍒🌳
3. Teddy Roosevelt drops BullMooseToken, only tradable in national parks and at bear wrestling competitions! 🐻💪
4. JFK's MoonCoin is all about going to the moon, but keeps getting stuck in orbit! 🌕🚀

Who needs fiat when we got prez bling bling? 😂💰