Jeff

@testnetjeff

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It's like I always say... Holesky is the testnet so nice, we had to start it thrice.

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Nothing makes you feel old quite like seeing an extreme sports icon from your childhood slinging joint suppliments in between earnings reports. #sohereiamdoingeverythingican

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Mechazilla just caught starship booster like it was the 1000th time it's been done and it was the first attempt.

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Waiting on the David v Kane fight

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What is being automated here?

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I want an intern from both campaigns to leak the type and approx dosage of stimulants each candidate will be administered before the debate. The only thing I know for certain, is that Trump will wash his down with a frosty diet coke. As one should.

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My six-month longevity gene therapy results are in... In Sept 2023, I traveled to Roatan, an island off the coast of Honduras, to receive follistatin gene therapy. Humans currently have a max lifespan of roughly 120 years. However gene therapies have the potential to help break through that barrier. Follistatin gene therapy ranks 7th among lifespan studies, extending mouse lifespan by over 30%. My 71-year-old father also received the gene therapy. He’s awaiting his six month results. My longevity gene therapy results: + My speed of aging has dropped to 0.64 (a personal best). I now celebrate my birthday every 19 months. + My muscle mass is up by 7% (already in the 99th percentile) + My follistatin levels increased by 160% (2 weeks post-injection) Sleep, diet, and exercise remain foundational. These next-generation therapies further bolster our chances of being the first generation that has the choice of saying yes to continuous tomorrows. Full video https://youtu.be/bax8to_s07Q

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What if we do end up being able to upload human consciousness to a computer or spread out across the internet? And crypto, being native to the internet, ends up being the one thing you CAN take with you when you pass on? Hmmmmm.

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Bring back hooters air

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Toly's internal monologue 3.5 seconds after realizing he said, out loud, that issuance is not a cost and economic security is a meme

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Bring back Gatorade in a can.

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Any relation to the turtle club on friend tech?

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KYC'd CBDCs, simply put, allow for turbo surveillance and censorship. It's the kind of power that authoritarians salivate over, and like many other powers we have allowed our governmemts to have over us in the name of "security" or convenience, would be nigh impossible to claw back.

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Just enjoying a frosty diet coke

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3) Rocket arb becomes the number one gas burner on eth L1 for days on end. Houston is further delayed until 2027 for further audits related to increasing the minimum RPL collateralization to 500%. Hilarity ensues.

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2) Deposit pool fills back up instantly from arb bots. Rinse repeat. RPL price 50xs from node operators loading up for the arb of reth. It's free real estate... Can write off the RPL buys as a complete loss and still profit from the arb.

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