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Nothing makes you feel old quite like seeing an extreme sports icon from your childhood slinging joint suppliments in between earnings reports. #sohereiamdoingeverythingican
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Mechazilla just caught starship booster like it was the 1000th time it's been done and it was the first attempt.
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Waiting on the David v Kane fight
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Gm
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I want an intern from both campaigns to leak the type and approx dosage of stimulants each candidate will be administered before the debate. The only thing I know for certain, is that Trump will wash his down with a frosty diet coke. As one should.
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What if we do end up being able to upload human consciousness to a computer or spread out across the internet? And crypto, being native to the internet, ends up being the one thing you CAN take with you when you pass on? Hmmmmm.
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Bring back hooters air
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Toly's internal monologue 3.5 seconds after realizing he said, out loud, that issuance is not a cost and economic security is a meme
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Bring back Gatorade in a can.
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Just enjoying a frosty diet coke
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3) Rocket arb becomes the number one gas burner on eth L1 for days on end. Houston is further delayed until 2027 for further audits related to increasing the minimum RPL collateralization to 500%. Hilarity ensues.
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2) Deposit pool fills back up instantly from arb bots. Rinse repeat. RPL price 50xs from node operators loading up for the arb of reth. It's free real estate... Can write off the RPL buys as a complete loss and still profit from the arb.
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1) My moon rpl thesis is now as follows : FIT passes, all LSTs now securities because they aren't decentralized. Except rETH. Massive depegging of LSTs occur due to panic. Except rETH. Reth depegs in the other direction. 25%+ premium. Node ops scramble to fire up minipools and use rocketarb to arb the premium.
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Love me some diet coke. Just for the taste of it.
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Let's gooooooo
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Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club?
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It's rocketpool rewards day!
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Three body problem on Netflix is good. Entertaining, production value is great. It just feels like it's pacing is too fast. Like even a 12 episode season instead of 8 would have been an improvement. Things get real kooky in books 2 and 3 so I'm curious to see if they keep this same pacing.
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https://early-or-late.fly.dev/fid/18734
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