one of my coworkers is competing in the candy crush world championships. he got to like the last 64 in the world or something last year but then he quit bc he said he couldn’t play that much candy crush in a day. this year he’s back, says he’s gonna pace himself properly now. would be really funny if he wins

tribune of the /replyguys 🗣️ cofounder @pageone

degenerate round tripper on my way to the moon

"To celebrate, the finalists, along with a guest of their choice, enjoyed an all expenses paid trip to London and a victory dinner. The once-in-a-lifetime experience also included a week's stay in a candified room at a luxury London hotel, as well as a 'behind the candy curtain' tour of King's London HQ."

i just -- people live some interesting lives. i need to go on some side quests