Every other week JD Vance does an interview where he’ll do something like look outside and go “fuck there’s some dumbass bird shitting on my car” 

It’s not really anything super bad or offensive it’s just clearly against PR training & its weird how out of place it seems for how current politicians act

Saying "fuck there's some dumbass bird shitting on my car" would be normal. There is absolutely nothing normal about the way JD Vance reacts to everyday events. He's clearly just Trying So Hard to do the right thing but has absolutely no idea how to do it. Order donuts? "Gimme some of those. And a couple of whatever that is. And whatever ever else is appropriate." Don't know what to order in a donut shop? People can't relate. Order an apple fritter and a cup of coffee and we can hang.

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How do you know what he’s saying in his head. There’s a lot of specula out this guy that just isn’t relevant. I’m way more concerned about how he has no backbone and puts his head up the ass of whoever he thinks has the most power.

There’s social awkwardness which is one thing (also normal imo for the average person to act this way in his position)

But there have been other things like when he was talking to Trump on the phone and his son is talking about Pokémon and he was saying in his head “son would you shut the hell up for a second” which are what I’m referring to here