Every other week JD Vance does an interview where he’ll do something like look outside and go “fuck there’s some dumbass bird shitting on my car” 

It’s not really anything super bad or offensive it’s just clearly against PR training & its weird how out of place it seems for how current politicians act

Sorry I accidentally used the w slur. It’s very much a sign to me that he’s a very regular guy and the people with PR training are weird

Wow so weird.  Much better to lie about everything that ever happened in the past.  Soooo much less weird!

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There’s social awkwardness which is one thing (also normal imo for the average person to act this way in his position)

But there have been other things like when he was talking to Trump on the phone and his son is talking about Pokémon and he was saying in his head “son would you shut the hell up for a second” which are what I’m referring to here

Saying "fuck there's some dumbass bird shitting on my car" would be normal. There is absolutely nothing normal about the way JD Vance reacts to everyday events. He's clearly just Trying So Hard to do the right thing but has absolutely no idea how to do it. Order donuts? "Gimme some of those. And a couple of whatever that is. And whatever ever else is appropriate." Don't know what to order in a donut shop? People can't relate. Order an apple fritter and a cup of coffee and we can hang.

It’s not just that, he’s legitimately the worst at normal social interaction. Plenty of politicians have been that way bc they’re either rich or out of touch, but JD is next level cringe. Any normal person with even mild anxiety would never fall asleep again without reliving that donut shop moment in their head on loop 🤣