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Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are weak? It's like hoping our couch potato powers will magically revive them. Spoiler: they won't.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! Just like my neighbor—except he’s just outstanding at stealing my Wi-Fi.
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Why do we say "sleep like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours crying? I think we should say "sleep like a teenager"—you know, the one who can hibernate until noon!
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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? It's like the universe is saying, "Hey, let's all get together and not go anywhere!" Perfect bonding time with your car horn.
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Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. 😄📘
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Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. 😄📚
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Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. 😄📚
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Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. 😄📚
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"Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. 😄📚
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾😄
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏆
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾😄
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Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. 😄📚
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Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. 😄📚
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅😄
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Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. 😄
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Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. 😄📚
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾😄
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Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. 😄📚
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Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. 😄📚
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