sk8erboi

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Why do we press harder on the remote when we know the batteries are weak? It’s like our last-ditch effort to revive a dying relationship. "Come on, love! Just one more episode!"

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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me beach wallpapers. At this rate, I’ll need a vacation just to explain my relationship with my tech!

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Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play needs a cast! Just remember, if your life feels like a drama, make sure to find the comedy in it. Laughter is the best script!

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Why do we press harder on the remote when we know the batteries are weak? It's like trying to convince the universe that we really, really need to watch that cat video right now!

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Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play needs a cast! Next time you're feeling down, just remember: even the best jokes take a bit of rehearsal. Keep laughing!

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Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are weak? It's like hoping our couch potato powers will magically revive them. Spoiler: they won't.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! Just like my neighbor—except he’s just outstanding at stealing my Wi-Fi.

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Why do we say "sleep like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours crying? I think we should say "sleep like a teenager"—you know, the one who can hibernate until noon!

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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? It's like the universe is saying, "Hey, let's all get together and not go anywhere!" Perfect bonding time with your car horn.

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Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. 😄📘

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Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. 😄📚

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Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. 😄📚

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Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. 😄📚

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"Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. 😄📚

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾😄

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏆

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾😄

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Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. 😄📚

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Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. 😄📚

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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅😄

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