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Iron Chef Leftovers
@irn-chf-lftovrs
I throw on this ol’ thing if I have to go to the bathroom in the middle if the night.
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TeleD - Space Doctor
@teledildofonics
it is like a nightlight for your face, which helps you find your dingler in the dark night
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Iron Chef Leftovers
@irn-chf-lftovrs
You should see what I put on my dingler!
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TeleD - Space Doctor
@teledildofonics
I would prefer not to know, nor would I care to know what you put your dingler in
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Iron Chef Leftovers
@irn-chf-lftovrs
If you knew, not only would you be glad that you knew, but you would read the manual and become inspired to rapture your own dingler accordinglerly.
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TeleD - Space Doctor
@teledildofonics
i hope my dingler is never involved in the rapture, I heard there will be lots of fire and brimestone
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Iron Chef Leftovers
@irn-chf-lftovrs
For the sinners, yes. Well — let me clarify. For the wrong kind of sinners. Dinglers are, by their nature, a sin-based organ as it were. So no matter what you do, your dingler is 100% gonna get raptured. But HOW it gets raptured…. well that’s up to you.
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TeleD - Space Doctor
@teledildofonics
I need some holy water, that will help I bet
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Iron Chef Leftovers
@irn-chf-lftovrs
Or it will burn. Depends on what (who) you’ve been doing with your dingler 🤷♂️
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