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i can do all things through spite which strengthens me — God, aka me
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in today’s episode of crypto VCs congratulating themselves man calls to make athletics competitive again because run clubs created too many participation trophies when he works for a fund that has made being a founder the entrepreneur equivalent of a participation trophy
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always busy never bored
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no
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farcaster doesn’t have enough content like this so here’s my contribution: can someone please hang out with this man
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Whoah Whoah whoah we didn’t need to bring in the c word be civil plz
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we’re just getting started 😈
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thanks for the source. are you salty or sweet
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flattered
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my new favorite (read: annoying) quirk is replying “source?” to everything cute man: ted salt, you’re perfect for me me: source? boss: ted salt, you seem a little distracted me: source? @randomerror.eth: ted salt, are you @eulerlagrange.eth? me: source?
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uh oh @ted fix this
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why not @ted and ted salt 🥺
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you’re right (but really where do i find it 🥺)
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crypto complains about spending $600 on a DevCon ticket but has no problem aping 1ETH into a memecoin that tracks to zero. retardio.
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why r u angry 🥺
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link or it didn’t happen
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instead of saying something like “boo” for Halloween, say something much scarier like “oh wait i shouldn’t have blamed an L2 for my lack of PMF, i should’ve blamed myself” for example
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instead of asking “trick or treat” for Halloween, ask yourself something much simpler like “would anyone care about this outside of crypto” for example
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:)
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hahahahahahahaa
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