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gm, some AM thoughts:
- sorbet belongs in a cup, not a cone

- never met a successful founder or resilient friend that wasn’t bullied as a kid (or adult)

- it is better to measure life in actual happy moments, not potential happiness

- someone should do a study on the casual use of the word autistic (and retarded)

gm, some PM thoughts:

farther didn’t rug you, you rugged yourself buying a tipping memecoin at peak cycle

if you’re here early, you literally don’t matter (none of us do) unless FC wins

you don’t hate FC, you hate how irrelevant you’re becoming as the network grows

- lick someone’s ear
- circle jerk to FUD posters
- tell someone to touch grass
- smile like an idiot

my mourning routine: 
- rug myself 
- take a fat shit
- do huberman sun gazing

/ted | exploring the onchain frontier | surfing @ venice, ca | eating @ gjusta / gjelina

this is the most PG reply ever can you for once bring the heat please

lol also don't dish it if you can't take it

*Your friendly neighborhood drama queen. Tall. Reddish-blonde. Doesn’t smile*
Normie homie. Works in entertainment.

thank you, i tried to channel some alina sass i hope i made you proud

Hi Ted Salt!! The salty and sassy version of @ted !!