Today, I...
. filled two glass vials w/ my semen 
. dabbed my semen on a dried blood spot card 
. filled five tubes with my stool 
. did a cheek swab 
. pricked my fingers 10 times 
. started blood glucose monitoring 
. removed all my plasma & replaced w Albumin 

Typical day.

dude just drink your cum like everyone else

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