Matt Wilkins
@mw
Espresso martini is legit the absolute dumbest drink you could order, ever Alcohol not fucking your sleep up enough? Ok let’s add some CAFFEINE Was at a dinner that ended at like 11p waiter brought out a round as a gift lol I pretended to take a sip What idiots order that (brunch is acceptable)
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ted (not lasso)
@ted
i am cracking up reading this espresso martini if you're not looking to sleep, duh ;)
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