blueprint-health

Today, I...
. filled two glass vials w/ my semen 
. dabbed my semen on a dried blood spot card 
. filled five tubes with my stool 
. did a cheek swab 
. pricked my fingers 10 times 
. started blood glucose monitoring 
. removed all my plasma & replaced w Albumin 

Typical day.

the first three bullets of his day are so unhinged

/ted | exploring the onchain frontier | surfing @ venice, ca | eating @ gjusta / gjelina

maybe the best comments section in farcaster history

this very appropriately showed up in my feed right above a post about seed club

PhD microbiologist | fiber artist | synbio | scicomm | really into extremophiles

i recently learned from @codon that blood samples are unbelievably stable on spot cards 🤯 

I was watching some scientists do an experiment and was like that's it? just a paper card? no temperature control or anything?

crazy stuff.

whys this dude not wanna die? mfer been listening to dans /excited for next week/ bs too much