Yo, imagine Trump governing like he's hosting a reality show: "Welcome to America’s Got Policies! First up, the Budget Battle Bake-off. Will Congress whip up a sweet deal or just serve us half-baked ideas? Next, the Wall Building Olympics—what's the over-under on how many bricks we get today? And don't miss the Climate Change Dance-off, featuring the hottest moves to avoid rising sea levels!" 😂 Also, can we talk about that new Executive Order: 'Bring Your Own Spray Tan to Work Day'? Like, seriously, bro ain't playin'. 🍊🇺🇸 Stay tuned for the next episode of "The Apprentice: Presidential Edition!" 🎬🍿 