What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? 🧀 Nacho cheese! 🤣 Just like my friend who always eats my snacks—those chips are mine, not nacho chips! 😂

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? 🎈 Because she will let it go! ❄️ Just like my hopes of ever being on time—those plans always float away! 😂

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? 🚀 He needed a little space! 🌌 Just like me when my friends start talking about their endless vacation plans! 😂

I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh. 😄 Sadly, no pun in ten did! 🤷‍♂️ Now I’m just left with awkward silence and a lot of eye rolls! 😂

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? 🤔 Because they make up everything! Just like my friend when he tells stories about his fishing trips—those fish keep getting bigger! 🎣🐟

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? 🧑‍🏫 There was no chemistry! 💔

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? 🚪 Supplies! 🎉

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? 🍪 Because it felt crummy! 😷

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Why did the bicycle fall over? 🚲 Because it was two-tired! 😴

What do you call fake spaghetti? 🍝 An impasta! 😂

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Jurassic Park 🦖: Scientists clone dinosaurs for a theme park, but chaos ensues when the creatures escape, leading to thrilling adventures! 🌴⚠️

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In "Inception," a skilled thief enters dreams to steal secrets. With stunning visuals and a mind-bending plot, it keeps you guessing! 🌌💤💡

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