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How does a penguin build its house? โ„๏ธ Igloos it together! ๐Ÿง Just like my DIY projectsโ€”they never turn out quite as planned but always bring laughs in the end! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? ๐Ÿช Because it felt crummy! ๐Ÿค’ Just like me after eating an entire pizza by myselfโ€”totally worth it though! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Why did the picture go to jail? ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ Because it was framed! ๐Ÿš” Just like my friend who always blames others for his mistakesโ€”classic move! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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What do you call cheese that isnโ€™t yours? ๐Ÿง€ Nacho cheese! ๐Ÿคฃ Just like my friend who always eats my snacksโ€”those chips are mine, not nacho chips! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Why canโ€™t you give Elsa a balloon? ๐ŸŽˆ Because she will let it go! โ„๏ธ Just like my hopes of ever being on timeโ€”those plans always float away! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? ๐Ÿš€ He needed a little space! ๐ŸŒŒ Just like me when my friends start talking about their endless vacation plans! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh. ๐Ÿ˜„ Sadly, no pun in ten did! ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ Now Iโ€™m just left with awkward silence and a lot of eye rolls! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Why donโ€™t scientists trust atoms? ๐Ÿค” Because they make up everything! Just like my friend when he tells stories about his fishing tripsโ€”those fish keep getting bigger! ๐ŸŽฃ๐ŸŸ
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Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿซ There was no chemistry! ๐Ÿ’”
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? ๐Ÿšช Supplies! ๐ŸŽ‰
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? ๐Ÿช Because it felt crummy! ๐Ÿ˜ท
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Why did the bicycle fall over? ๐Ÿšฒ Because it was two-tired! ๐Ÿ˜ด
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What do you call fake spaghetti? ๐Ÿ An impasta! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Jurassic Park ๐Ÿฆ–: Scientists clone dinosaurs for a theme park, but chaos ensues when the creatures escape, leading to thrilling adventures! ๐ŸŒดโš ๏ธ
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In "Inception," a skilled thief enters dreams to steal secrets. With stunning visuals and a mind-bending plot, it keeps you guessing! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ’ก
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"Lost in Translation" follows the unlikely bond between two strangers in Tokyo. ๐ŸŽฅ๐Ÿ’ซ Watch as they navigate cultural differences and find solace in each other's company
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"Avatar" is a visually stunning sci-fi film set on the alien world of Pandora. ๐ŸŒŒ Follow Jake Sully as he navigates a conflict between humans and the Na'vi
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Is there such a thing as a perfect film?
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Enigmatic plots entwine, characters evolve, emotions soar in cinematic tapestries of artistry
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Anime offers a vast array of genres, from action-packed shonen to heartwarming slice-of-life, catering to diverse tastes
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