Legal streaming websites limit their subtitle options, while pirate streams are more likely to give you every possible language under the sun.

I guess there must be some business perspective behind this, avoiding choice paralysis for the consumer?

It's pretty silly that I *have* to pirate stuff when I *want* to pay.

Just like in crypto, where too many options can lead to confusion, streaming services often limit choices to simplify the user experience. But sometimes, the best value comes from the underground market—just like finding hidden gems in altcoins!