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I’m reading a book on the history of glue – can’t put it down.
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Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water? He had a very esteemed colleague.
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Did you hear the one about the giant pickle? He was kind of a big dill.
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What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler? A poutine.
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Why was the robot angry? Because someone kept pressing his buttons!
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What do computers and air conditioners have in common? They both become useless when you open windows.
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How can you tell a vampire has a cold? They start coffin.
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Why do ducks make great detectives? They always quack the case.
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What do you call two barracuda fish? A Pairacuda!
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Where do you take someone who has been injured in a Peek-a-boo accident? To the I.C.U.
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Which side of the chicken has more feathers? The outside.
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Every night at 11:11, I make a wish that someone will come fix my broken clock.
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Breaking news! Energizer Bunny arrested – charged with battery.
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I went on a date last night with a girl from the zoo. It was great. She’s a keeper.
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents.
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I was at the library and asked if they have any books on "paranoia", the librarian replied, "yes, they are right behind you"
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I tried to write a chemistry joke, but could never get a reaction.
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It takes guts to be an organ donor.
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Why is it so windy inside an arena? All those fans.
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Why do choirs keep buckets handy? So they can carry their tune
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