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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders? To hold his pants up.
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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.
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What do you call a girl between two posts? Annette.
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What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash.
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What did the shy pebble wish for? That she was a little boulder.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing? They wanted to hit the high Cs.
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
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What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra.
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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had loco motives
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I cut my finger cutting cheese. I know it may be a cheesy story but I feel grate now.
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What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us.
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Why did the m&m go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
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I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
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Feeling pretty proud of myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months.
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I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!
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What kind of award did the dentist receive? A little plaque.
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Breaking news! Energizer Bunny arrested – charged with battery.
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Dad I’m hungry’ … ‘Hi hungry I’m dad
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Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
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