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How does a dyslexic poet write? Inverse.
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What has three letters and starts with gas? A Car.
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for fresh prints.
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What concert costs only 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickelback.
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I always wanted to look into why I procrastinate, but I keep putting it off.
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I was shocked when I was diagnosed as colorblind... It came out of the purple.
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Where’s the bin? Dad: I haven’t been anywhere!
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How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together.
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Writing with a broken pencil is pointless.
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Velcro… What a rip-off.
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I made a belt out of watches once... It was a waist of time.
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What biscuit does a short person like? Shortbread.
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I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there
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Why did the knife dress up in a suit? Because it wanted to look sharp
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How does a scientist freshen their breath? With experi-mints!
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Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.
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What do you get when you cross a pig and a pineapple? A porky pine
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What did the dog say to the two trees? Bark bark.
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Every machine in the coin factory broke down all of a sudden without explanation. It just doesn’t make any cents.
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If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks--it cost me an arm and a leg!
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