IMPORTANT CALL-TO-ACTION incoming. 

This is my bad news from last week. I wasn’t able to share it publicly until now:

I’m no longer with OrbisDB 💔

🚨If you could be a doll and do me the biggest favor by RT/QTing this on X + like + comment + bookmark, it could actually help me find a full time job, potentially freeing up a slot in the top 10 for you! ⭐️

I have so much love for the Farcaster community and the Merkle team for providing me with both emotional and financial support throughout this difficult time! Seriously: I am ineligible to receive unemployment benefits so the Farcaster rewards are coming in super clutch. 

Don’t worry about me, I’ll be fine! 
I just really need a job! 🙏

matcha

Day 105 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base 

In a world where limit orders on Base have been kidnapped by matcha.xyz, only one hero can defeat the delays, outwit the roadmap excuses, and reclaim DeFi’s "twue wuv" - YES2Crypto. 

Disguised as a masked DEX champion, he battles "soon™"-spouting henchmen, climbs the Cliffs of Insanity-level delays, and outduels an algorithmically elite but roadmap-deceived swordsman. 

In a dramatic battle of wits against matcha’s "trust us, it’s coming" poison gambit, YES2Crypto emerges victorious - because he’s spent years building immunity to empty promises.

Later, in epic showdown, YES2Crypto forces matcha into a battle not of swords, but of credibility, declaring "No! To the pain!", describing in vivid detail how matcha will be reduced to nothing but a failed platform, drowning in user complaints and slippage receipts. Matcha, cornered and defeated, drops... its... sword.

Will limit orders on base be set free? 

"As you wish."

rain 5105 $DEGEN

how much for a cameo?

I'm thinking of these two things:
- first is the mission
- second is an example

https://warpcast.com/yes2crypto.eth/0x1f71935f
https://warpcast.com/linda/0xe3a3fcf52aaa439cecfed1bdd103bf4876e2861b

Whatever your decentralized, borderless, neutral, censorship-resistant open blockchain question is, the answer is YES… to Crypto!