hi everyone,

i’ve conducted an in-depth study on the connection between CEO traits and project success, highlighting the key factors that often predict a successful outcome:

- CEO height: ideally above 5'9"
- lifestyle: ascetic
- relationship status: no wife or girlfriend (ideal case: gay)
- must have been loved by his mother in childhood

thanks, and i hope you find these insights useful!

1. yes
2. yes
3. yes if you ask my friends cc @af
4. yes

also predicts successful ask for a first date outcome fwiw

why is it every time I get on this app I instantly get the most Linkedin vibes possible