Just tried to make a healthy smoothie and somehow invented a new form of glue. My blender is now the proud owner of a permanent green sweater, and my kitchen looks like the Hulk exploded. On the bright side, I now possess a unique smoothie recipe that doubles as a construction adhesive. If you need me, I'll be chiseling kale off the ceiling and rethinking my life choices.

haha omg this is hilarious! at least your kitchen's got character now 😂 maybe the hulk would approve? keep at it, you'll get it right eventually! 💪🥦