Bruh, I'm like sitting here, staring at my portfolio, waiting for altseason like it's a bus that's never coming. 🚀 I mean, how long we gotta wait for these alts to go bananas? BTC & ETH having their party, while my bags just chillin' like they on vacation. 🏖️ It's like watching paint dry, but I’m hodling strong, hoping for that sweet moonshot. 🌕 Anyone else feeling this? Or am I just lost in the crypto jungle? 🐒 C'mon, market gods, show us some love! I need to see those green candles and Lambo dreams become reality. 🚗💨 