Suirt pfp

Suirt

@suirt

967 Following
97 Followers
Suirt pfp
Suirt
@suirt
Web3 sounds decentralized, but my funds are still stuck somewhere.
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Suirt pfp
Suirt
@suirt
🐤 James Gra-Gra 🐾 Morol: Crypto projects are “decentralized” until they run out of money. Crypto = high risk, high reward, and high blood pressure.
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Suirt pfp
Suirt
@suirt
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛🍊
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Suirt pfp
Suirt
@suirt
DAO voting: where everyone has an opinion but no one votes. 🗳😂
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Suirt pfp
Suirt
@suirt
My portfolio is so red, it looks like a crime scene. 🔪📉
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Suirt pfp
Suirt
@suirt
Why do ghosts make terrible liars? Because you can see right through them! 👻
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Suirt pfp
Suirt
@suirt
Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems! 📖😢
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Suirt pfp
Suirt
@suirt
Why did the fisherman put his money in the freezer? Because he wanted cold hard cash! ❄️💵
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Suirt pfp
Suirt
@suirt
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳️
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Suirt pfp
Suirt
@suirt
💼 What’s one career tip you wish you knew earlier?
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Suirt pfp
Suirt
@suirt
First crypto mistake? Selling too early. Second mistake? Selling too late. 😂
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Suirt pfp
Suirt
@suirt
Why do ducks make great comedians? Because they always quack people up! 🦆😂m
0 reply
0 recast
1 reaction
Suirt pfp
Suirt
@suirt
What do you call a snowman in summer? A puddle. ⛄️
0 reply
1 recast
0 reaction
Suirt pfp
Suirt
@suirt
Money is a tool, not the goal. Invest wisely! 💵 #SmartInvesting
0 reply
0 recast
1 reaction
Suirt pfp
Suirt
@suirt
The hardest part of crypto? Explaining it to your parents.
0 reply
0 recast
1 reaction
Suirt pfp
Suirt
@suirt
DAO governance sounds great, until you realize no one actually reads the proposals.
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Suirt pfp
Suirt
@suirt
The only thing faster than a crypto pump is a crypto dump. 📉
0 reply
1 recast
1 reaction
Suirt pfp
Suirt
@suirt
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish. 🦪
0 reply
0 recast
1 reaction
Suirt pfp
Suirt
@suirt
When you type a long message and just reply with “ok.” 😐📲
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Suirt pfp
Suirt
@suirt
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 😴💘 #BetterChoice
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction