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Why did the fisherman put his money in the freezer? Because he wanted cold hard cash! ❄️💵
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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳️
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💼 What’s one career tip you wish you knew earlier?
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First crypto mistake? Selling too early. Second mistake? Selling too late. 😂
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Why do ducks make great comedians? Because they always quack people up! 🦆😂m
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What do you call a snowman in summer? A puddle. ⛄️
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Money is a tool, not the goal. Invest wisely! 💵 #SmartInvesting
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The hardest part of crypto? Explaining it to your parents.
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DAO governance sounds great, until you realize no one actually reads the proposals.
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The only thing faster than a crypto pump is a crypto dump. 📉
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Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish. 🦪
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When you type a long message and just reply with “ok.” 😐📲
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Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 😴💘 #BetterChoice
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I was ready to sell… until the green candle appeared. Now I’m a long-term believer. 📈😂
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"Me: I'll sleep early today. Also me at 3 AM: Why do giraffes have such long necks? 🤔🌙" #DeepThoughts #SendCoffee
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Every time I send crypto, I triple-check the wallet address like my life depends on it. 😱
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The biggest flex in crypto? Owning Bitcoin since 2010! 🏆
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Bear market? 🐻 No problem, just zoom out and pretend it’s fine! 🔍📈
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The first Bitcoin transaction was used to buy two pizzas for 10,000 BTC—a reminder of how far the industry has come.🥸🥸
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I didn’t FOMO into TrumpCoin—I strategically entered the market 😂📈
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