Suirt

@suirt

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Web3 sounds decentralized, but my funds are still stuck somewhere.

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🐤 James Gra-Gra 🐾 Morol: Crypto projects are “decentralized” until they run out of money. Crypto = high risk, high reward, and high blood pressure.

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What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛🍊

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DAO voting: where everyone has an opinion but no one votes. 🗳😂

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My portfolio is so red, it looks like a crime scene. 🔪📉

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Why do ghosts make terrible liars? Because you can see right through them! 👻

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Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems! 📖😢

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Why did the fisherman put his money in the freezer? Because he wanted cold hard cash! ❄️💵

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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳️

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💼 What’s one career tip you wish you knew earlier?

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First crypto mistake? Selling too early. Second mistake? Selling too late. 😂

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Why do ducks make great comedians? Because they always quack people up! 🦆😂m

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What do you call a snowman in summer? A puddle. ⛄️

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Money is a tool, not the goal. Invest wisely! 💵 #SmartInvesting

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The hardest part of crypto? Explaining it to your parents.

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DAO governance sounds great, until you realize no one actually reads the proposals.

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The only thing faster than a crypto pump is a crypto dump. 📉

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Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish. 🦪

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When you type a long message and just reply with “ok.” 😐📲

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Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 😴💘 #BetterChoice

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