As promised @vizualobserver, here's today's puzzle. I'll admit it's a little ambiguous but the solution can be found with out much effort. 712 degen to the first to solve. Plus a 25 USDC bounty* for solving the bonus puzzle - with explanation. 
*Bounty must be claimed before the puzzle is solved. Good luck!

lawyer but (probably) not your lawyer / WSGR & Gunderson alum / onchain since EtherDelta

Aspiring puzzle maker and ok puzzler solver.


MY FAMILY CALLS ME SWIFTY
IT'S BECAUSE
I AM SO QUICK

Hidden under "more replies" looks like someone got it

Hidden under "more replies" looks like someone got it

https://warpcast.com/mafe/0x39f923e5

Host of /nerd , amfer at /am , enjoyor of ham at /lp

Its nothing to do with us it just means unfortunately that Warpcast has their account flagged as spam 😢

Hey! Thanks for pointing that out. Mafe has won before. Not sure why it didn’t show up in the main replies.

Technowatermelon. Elder Millenial. Building Farcaster. 

nf.td/varun

Thanks for spotlighting me! 
This is happening because I don't have a power badge or the new way that interactions are shown by relevance (@v @dwr.eth).
100 $degen