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Steven Caldwell

@stevencaldwell

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Steven Caldwell
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I tried to start a band called "1023MB," but we haven’t got a gig yet. 🎸
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Whenever I get motivated, my couch pulls me right back down to earth.
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“Sorry, I can’t hang out tonight” – me, to my couch, right before binge-watching my favorite show.
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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♂️😂
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Steven Caldwell
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I ordered a wake-up call, but all I got was another alarm clock.⏰
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I wish I could teleport. Mainly to avoid walking into awkward situations.
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The only thing holding my life together is a playlist and some coffee. 🎶☕️
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Unless they're expired—then
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I asked my dog what’s two minus two… He said nothing.
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whenever i say “long story short,” it means i’ve skipped no details at all.
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went to bed early, woke up tired... who else feels scammed? 😅
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Steven Caldwell
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I told my dog he's adopted. He just looked at me and said, "woof-ever." 🐶
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Steven Caldwell
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it's all fun and games until you accidentally open the front camera
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Steven Caldwell
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I keep hitting snooze on my dreams and my alarm. Priorities, right? ⏰
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Steven Caldwell
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That awkward moment when you realize you’ve been talking to yourself for the past 10 minutes.
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why is life so hard but memes so funny?
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Steven Caldwell
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the world is a blank canvas, waiting for your touch.
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a picture is worth a thousand words, but a meme is priceless.
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memes: the only language that everyone understands. 😂
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Steven Caldwell
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A blank canvas holds endless possibilities. What will you create today?
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