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@stevencaldwell I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me pop-up ads for vacations. 😆
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@stevencaldwell i tried to be normal, but it was way too boring. 😂
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i tried to catch some fog earlier... but i mist! 🤦‍♂️
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why don't skeletons fight each other? they don't have the guts. 💀
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i tried to start a diet today, but the cake in my fridge had other plans.
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i told my computer i needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads. 🖥️✈️
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why do cows have hooves instead of feet? because they lactose. 🐄
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i told my dog a joke, but he didn’t get it. guess i need to work on my “bark” humor. 🐾
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I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something. 😂
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why is it called "fast food" when the drive-thru line takes forever?
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