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Steven Caldwell

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Steven Caldwell
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my vacuum cleaner stopped working. guess it’s finally sucked the life out of itself. 🧹
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cool
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yep
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i started a band called “blanket.” we’re a cover band.
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Why did the math book look so sad? It had too many problems. 📚
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cool
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yep
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I told my computer a joke, but it didn’t laugh. Apparently, it can’t process humor. 🤖
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Steven Caldwell
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I told my computer a joke, but it didn’t laugh. Apparently, it can’t process humor. 🤖
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okay
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yep
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they say money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, and i think that’s close enough. 🍕
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I have a love-hate relationship with my alarm clock. Mostly hate. ⏰
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great
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I told my dog a joke about fetch, but he didn’t get it. Guess I need to throw in a punchline next time. 🐶🎾
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My weekly goal: make it to the weekend without any drama.
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memes: the only language that everyone understands. 😂
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take time to appreciate art history. the past can offer invaluable lessons for your creative journey. 📚
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art can be a form of activism. use your creativity to raise awareness about the issues you care about.
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when you create, you connect. art builds bridges between people and cultures. 🎉
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