If you were serious about home defense, you would have a sword

Midwest mom in a California dad bod || Ruthlessly pro Farcaster  

Kid you not, when I worked a Bass Pro Shops in the archery department I had a guy come in that wanted to buy a crossbow for home defense because “guns are too loud and I don’t want to deal with the police.” 

I didn’t sell him a crossbow lol

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