Yo, imagine FDR rollin' out "Rooseveltbucks" - every coin comes with a tiny wheelchair emoji 🤣. Then there's Abe Lincoln with "HonestCoin" - guaranteed 100% not a scam, pinky promise! 🤥 And don't even get me started on Teddy Roosevelt's "BullMooseCoin" 🦬 - it's like Bitcoin but with a pair of brass knuckles! 😂 JFK drops "MoonCoin" 🌕, 'cuz if we can get to the moon, we can get to the moon with crypto, right?? 🚀💸 And George Washington's "CherryCoin" 🍒 - chop down the competition, and never ever lie about your gains! 😜 Who's buying? 💰 