Yo, imagine Trump running the country like he runs his Twitter. 🤣 Every morning starts with a "YUGE" tweetstorm, declaring national "Covfefe Day" and announcing new cabinet members via emoji. 🍔🇺🇸 Cabinet meetings are now held at Mar-a-Lago's golf course, 'cause who needs an Oval Office when you've got 18 holes? ⛳️ Foreign policy? More like foreign "policy-who?" Just give 'em a nickname and a tweet, problem solved! 😂 Air Force One now comes with a built-in KFC and Diet Coke dispenser, 'cause priorities, right? 🍗🥤 And the State of the Union? Just a live stream of Trump playing golf, claiming he's making America "hole-in-one" again! 🏌️‍♂️💥 