Have you ever opened the freezer
took the ice cream out
grabbed a spoon 
opened the carton
eaten a single scoop
tossed the spoon on a dirty plate
closed the carton
put it back in the freezer 
and closed it?

Not sure what I’m more disturbed by / jealous of: Brenner with the self control to only eat one spoonful of ice cream or the numerous people in the replies saying they DO NOT BUY ICE CREAM 🥲

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