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getting mentally dead 'cos of the amount of work and you can help me feel alive again by casting the best goose meme (or photo, or story) of your choice. make me chuckle please. 
my endless love in return 🪿

i like pretending i am smart. /lovejoy by day; yoink anytime. we /honk: goosegang.netlify.app

Same here 🫠

Okay, I’m not sure how interesting my story is, but: When I was 4 years old, I was feeding bread to some geese at a pond. And one of them attacked me and bit me in the face

But I forgave it, because I figured it thought my face was a piece of bread 🤍🪿

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Hahah actually, your “face as kind as bread” phrase it the perfect thing ☺️ I love it, and I hope you don’t mind that I steal it lol

if i can also help you chuckle somehow, let me know!!

it made me chuckle, thank you 🤭

long time me and my friend had this joke - well, not a joke, just a phrase we would use - “face as kind as bread” 🍞. because bread is so soft and nice, so this expression felt right somehow lol