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It’s funny how ‘stay positive’ and ‘test positive’ have such different vibes.
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haha
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lol
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Why is ‘fun-sized’ candy smaller, but ‘family-sized’ chips are bigger? I demand consistency!
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soso
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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
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You ever get to the end of a meeting and realize you’ve just been nodding your head for an hour with zero clue what’s going on?
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I’m not a morning person. Or an afternoon person. Let’s be honest, I’m barely a night person
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Why do I even bother?
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Traffic is like a box of chocolates—you never know how long you’re gonna be stuck.
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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
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Why do I pay for a gym membership just to run away from my responsibilities?
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My brain has too many tabs open, and none of them are responding.
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I’m not saying I’m tired, but I’ve got a PhD in napping.
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My bed is a magical place, I can’t leave it. But, alas, reality calls.
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Some people wake up ready to conquer the world. I wake up wondering if I can snooze my alarm one more time.
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I don’t have a bucket list, but my f*-it list is a mile long
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My body: Let’s wake up at 3 a.m. and overthink everything. My brain: Great idea!
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My job is 90% convincing myself I know what I’m doing.
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