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I sneeze while holding a cup of tea, and now half of it is on the table. The sneeze won this round.
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I hold the door open for someone, but they’re so far away it turns into an awkward stare-down until they finally get there.
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The trash bag breaks halfway to the bin, and now I’m just standing there, contemplating life choices and bad luck
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I bump into a neighbor while taking out the trash, both of us pretending this isn't the most awkward moment of the day.
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It’s not that I’m not hardworking, it’s just that my couch works harder to keep me from moving.
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I’ll go for a run today!" is my daily promise to myself... and my daily broken promise.
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I planned to cook, but in the end, I developed a deep relationship with takeout
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I always feel like I’m almost done with everything, then realize there’s still a pile of things left.
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Phone at 10% battery—now that’s the real test of life.
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When the internet is slow, my patience slows down too
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I checked the weather forecast five times before work, and it still rained.
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After dinner, you take a stroll around your neighborhood. The air is fresh, the streets quiet, and you occasionally spot a cat wandering in the garden. As you walk through the evening, your mind wanders over the day’s small events, and you enjoy the peacefulness of the moment.
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